"Who ssssssssstole my cheesssse bunsss?!" (An OOC Ferravale Log)
The following is an OOC RP. It should be taken as fiction. No foxes, cats, ferrets, rats, snakes, or cheese buns were harmed in the making of this log. Thank you ;)
The house of the Ferravale Chieftain
Foxes: Rioko, female.
Cats: Blisa, female.
Ferrets: Ferdinand, male.
Snakes: Basilisk 'Basil, male.
Rats: Clarissa, female.
If the fox could purr she would. These are by far the best cheese buns she has ever had. So tasty, so sweet.
Rioko has improved her wardrobe, adding to her V shaped Vest and long flowing sash several necklaces, bracelets, both wrist and ankle, and with several gold tail bands. The jewelry of nobility.
Quite literally, since it was the chieftain's house she was in...and the chieftain's food she was eating, well, stealing. She just could not pass up the cheese buns on the way out the kitchen window. She ate them with relish until all were shoveled down her fleshy gullet.
Well, she was stealing things. Until Blisa heard her. Being quiet and sneaky on her (literal) little cat paws, she sneaks over to the kitchen door and sneakily opens it....then gasps in horror. "YOU'RE WEARING MY JEWELRY!!" Well, the cat can't actually tell for sure, but she also doesn't actually care right now. Ferdinand comes running, and draws his sabre, growling. "Hand over the jewelry and nobeatht getth hurt!" A hissing, slithering sound can be heard from the cellar. "Isssssssomebeasssst sssstealing my cheesssse bunssss?!" comes the outraged demand from below. The sound of SOMETHING slithering up the stairwell can be heard.....
The grey fox's eyes grow wide. "Uh...uh...um...Oh! Is this YOUR jewelry? Well ain't this embarrassing. You see, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for -SMOKE BOMB!" The fox tosses something to the floor. There is a loud POP and a flash of light and thick smog-like smoke fills the room.
When it dissipates the fox can be seen struggling to get her rounded stomach to fit through the kitchen window. "Ah come on! I didn't eat THAT many cheese buns!"
Ferdinand and Blisa cough and gag on the smoke stuff, then stare at the fox struggling in the window. The ferret stalks forward and goes to grab the fox's tail while, at the same time, trying to whip her bum with the flat of his sabre. Blisa leaps forward and starts trying to drag the fox back into the room by her tail. "YOU'RE A FILTHY THIEF!!" she hollers. The slithering sounds reaches its highest point, and then Basilisk enters the room, hissing angrily. "Who ssssssssstole my cheesssse bunsss?!"
Either from the sight of the snake or the blade slapping her rump the fox let's out a terrified yelp, pulling herself through the window and rolling to her feet. Her glaive is already there, waiting to be picked up upon her exit. "Flee, need to flee!" She says out loud, looking for a way out of the houses yard.
There is basically no way out, unless she wants to risk the prickly bush hedgerow thing. Clarissa is here, trimming the hedgerow, but she quickly drops her shears and pulls her bullwhip off from around her shoulders. As draws a knife in her other paw, Ferdinand hops out the winder behind the vixen, his sabre drawn and ready for action! A crash can be heard from inside the house as Blisa calls out, urging Basil towards the front door so they can join in the action!
"Blast blast blast!" The vixen twirls her glave around her before slashing at Ferdinand to keep him at bay, "Get back! Back!"
"Ah!" Ferdinand ducks and does his best to avoid the glaive. Clarissa takes this time to try and hit the vixen with her whip. "Surrender or die, fox!" The former searat goes to whip her again. She knows what she's doing, too; the wounds inflicted by the whip should be bleeding already. Assuming the fox didn't, like, fall over or something. Basilisk's head appears around the corner of the house, with Blisa perched on top of it. "Sssssssstop the theify theif!! Sssssshe issssss mine!" The cat growls. "Not if I get her first, Basil!!"
The fox let's out a terrified shout at the sight of a snake coming around the corner. A blasted SNAKE. Why do they even HAVE a snake! The whip wraps around the base of the glaive in mid swing. The fox twirls the weapon above her head, trying to roll the whip up and bring the beast who wields it closer to strike at her with her bladed pole arm.
"I choose option three, get my fuzzy tail out of here!"
Blisa urges her snake forward. They are both mad as can be! Clarissa eeps as she gets tugged toward her enemy. The former searat doesn't fight against polearms very much. She throws her knife, hoping to hit the fox in the shoulder! Ferdinand sees this and ducks, just in case the vixen moves out of the way. He goes to cut the back of her leg with his sabre. Basilisk hisses hurriedly, "DoooooOOOOoooooonn't hurt her TOO much, ssssssshe isssss my ssssssssupper!!"
Moving the glaive to block the knife Rioko let's out a laugh as it bounces off of the blade, "HA!"
She then yelps in pain as the saber cuts into her leg. Exactly what she yelps can not be repeated for proper censoring concerns. She falls to one knee, clutching at her wound. "Foul!" She shouts back, she holds up the glaive then drops it from her paws. "Yield! I yield!"
The fox is many things. Brave is not one of them, especially with her leg injured now.
Ferdinand snarls, then holds up a paw at Blisa and Basil. "The thurrenderth. I won't let you eat her.....OR harm her in any way." "Aaaaawwwww......" say the cat and snake in tandem. Clarissa picks up her knife, brings her face close to that of the vixen, and growls, "Hand of the jewelry. NOW." Because the ferret said nothing about threatening the fox.
The fox lifts her paws high in the air, "Oh...with pleasure." If one were to look closely enough they would see more smoke bombs in Rio's paw. She throws them at the ground, creating another loud BANG and flash and more smoke.
The fox then spins, sending her tail laden with gold bracelets towards the rat's muzzle, before trying to dash past the snake. Freedom! She was almost free! Even if she was limping towards it.
Clarissa earns a broken nose, and she's on the ground holding her face as Ferdinand stumbles past her. He whacks out at the vixen with his sabre, not really caring how he hurts her now. Blisa starts coughing and falls off her pet. Basil darts out, using all of his senses, and wraps his scaly coils around the vixen as best as he can......
The saber grazes the fox's tail, slicing a few hairs from her back side. It however goes un noticed as Rioko trips over the snakes tail, falling once again face first onto the ground. As the snake begins to coil about her legs she let's out a loud shout, "No! This can't be happening! Yo-you can't /eat/ me!"
Basilisk is already slithering back into the house. "You sssssstole my cheessssssssse bunssssssssss. I musssssssst do /ssssssssssomething/ to replace them and have my sssssssssssssssssssssupper, sssssssssssss......" Blisa stands up as the snake vanishes into the house with his prize. "I WANT MY JEWELRY BACK!!" She hollers, then sits down grumpily. Clarissa crawls over and sits beside her, holding her face in her paws. "Oooowwww......" Ferdinand is glaring at the kitchen widnow. "We have GOT to board that thing up...."
"I make no promissessSSss..." The snake replies simply, then turns to the pudgy fox in its grasp, opening its maw wide. "N-no! Wait! We can totally talk about this! I can bake more cheesebuns! I can, I can...aw pellets..."
CHOMP!
A moment later a large bulge can be seen sliding down the snakes belly. A satisfied grin appears on Basil's lips and he belches up the fox's tail bands. They clatter to the floor.
And so Blisa does indeed get the jewelry back. Again, this was an OOC RP. Because we just L.O.V.E. OOCly killing Rio XD Thanks for reading!!
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