The theatre, the theatre, whatever happened to the theatre?
Theatre Booth 5
A private viewing room.
Exits: [B]ack to the Theatre
Finding himself in a nice place to see a show Sarnith decides to take a seat and see what's due to come up on the stage, hopefully something that either involves food, a bar, wood, or a black bird being treated like bread dough.
Lenore is led to this booth by an usher, who looks distinctly nervous about having to show a big, scary raven with 3 very pointy ends. After thanking the freaking-out mouse and handing him a dollar, she flutters over to her seat beside Sarnith and nods pleasantly. "Do you have any idea what the show's supposed to be?" she asks, trying to be nice as she thinks about how in the world to eat popcorn from the smallish tub.
Giving an expressive roll of his shoulders, I mean really putting a lot of feeling into it, Sarnith shrugs, he has no idea. Seeing the popcorn however and deciding that some of it should definitely be his Sarnith comes up with a PLAN " I've got ter say tha' I's 'ave no real sure idear wha' et's supposed ter be, bu' I's 'ad 'eard et were summat ter do with fightin an drinkin an dancein an LOOK AT THAT! " With that he makes a swipe for the popcorn.
Lenore , having been a spy and a fighter, is not distracted by the 'look at that' stunt, and so goes to peck the silly ferret in the arm. "My popcorn! CAW! Go get your own!" She goes to bat him over the head with a wing.
Getting pecked is NOT part of the PLAN and Sarnith doesn't like that at all, both parts really, the getting pecked and the plan not going like it should, so its time to go from the PLAN to the /plan/. The /plan/ involves something much less complicated that gets complicated when a wing gets swung at him, part one DUCK part two ATOMIC WEDGEIE don't even ask how that works.... Part three GO FOR THE POP CORN!
Lenore isn't wearing pants...or underwear....just feathers...so how's that supposed to work? She flaps her wings twice and lands on the back of the seat, holding her popcorn in one clawed foot, out of reach of the ferret. "What is wrong with you, you little freak?"
Well, this bird just doesn't seem to get it, does it? The popcorn is going one way or the other! So Sarnith gives the bird a " Dunno, but the one calling a freak is a freak to call a freak! " and kicks the seat and takes a swipe at the air above the seat to see if he can swat the birdy, as far as Sarnith is concerned the five second rule is good enough for him!
Lenore squawks in alarm as her foot is swiped otu from under her. She goes to pour some popcorn down the ferret's shirt on accident before clumsily flapping intot he air and dissapearing into the darkness above. "You're crazy! Why are you trign to steal my snack, you foolish little mustulid?!"
VICTORY popcorn is now his, Sarnith is happy and doesn't even bother to reply and sits down on his chair to munch popcorn off his shirt. During all of this the show had started, it looks like a shadow play variant on the mutilated rabbit.
Lenore hates to be ignored, and so settles on the back of the ferret's seat and starts dripping Pepsi on his head as she munches popcorn and sips root beer.
While the show isn't that entertaining, Sarnith is having a good time with this sweet stuff that's running down his nose and the popcorn on his shirt. " I wonder how much they get paid for this? I mean if they want the dead rabbit or is that a potato? I can do that! "
Lenore frowns and decides to help the ferret complete the ice bucket challenge (to raise money to fight ALS!) that he didn't even know that she had challenged him to because she hadn't said anything about it. Nor does she before she dumps the whole, huge glass of mostly ice with a little bit of Pepsi on his head.
Getting ice dumped on his head is a novel experience for Sarnith, he finds it interesting, and decides to share by throwing his head back and shaking it to fling the ice hail style at the birdy!
Lenore caws with frustration and decides to give up, flying off to go back home. Maybe she'll just put in a movie and munch popcorn on her sofa.....
Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed playing this as much as I had playing it :)
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