*THIS IS AN OOC RP. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
Lenore lands and looks around. It's not her fault that she has a gigantic flower on her head. She just does.
Bindi is sitting in the clearing playing with his favorite spoon. He screams when he sees Lenore and throws his spoon at her! Oh no!
Lenore squawks and flies up into the air. Oh, no! Not spoons!! Why did it have to be a SPOON!
Bindi realizes it's Lenore before he does anything rash and- OH NO NOW HE HAS A RASH!
What in the what?! Lenore runs into the blimp--how'd that get there?? O.o
The blimp has more spoons in it! IT STARTS RAINING SPOONS! Bindi runs around in circles, trying to get rid of his rash through sheer force of speed!
Augh! No! NOT MORE SPOONS! RUN! RUN VERY FAST! Lenore flies away...to the ground. Augh, there's a rat! If he's not out of the way soon enough, he'll get landed on. BECAUSE SPOONS.
He's not out of the way soon enough. *SPLAT* He is smushed under the full force of feathers that is Lenore! His rash magically goes away! Bindi, that is.
Lenore digs out a muffin and goes to stuff it into the rat's mouth as retaliation for being in her way! Forget that he just saved her from a horrible death via concrete. She then starts running around lamenting spoons.
Bindi doesn't question the muffin and eats it happily! HE LOVES BREAD!!!! He leaps to his feet and starts running after Lenore, screeching, "WAIT I HAVE A PURPLE FOR YOU COME BAAAAACK!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lenore flies away and manages to escape the terrifying spoons of, um, whatever spoons can inflict on people.
Bindi looks after Lenore in disappointment, holding out an innocent sheet of purple paper as she flies away, "B-but....the purple." He runs off into the woods to weep.
But ends up playing polka music and dancing his little feet off.
THE END
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