Do you Ever Shut Up?- Zoltar TP

Log-A-Log · 2021-05-24 02:50:18 PM

Who:

Zoltar- Leader of the Crimson Shadows

Cole- Private in the LP( Spoofed by Oz)

LOG:

Zoltar ate some scones, sea gull eggs he found and an unlucky seagull was lunch.

There was captives, villagers and one hare, which likely pleased Zoltar, or….maybe it didn't.

" Why do you have me all alone, like why not keep me with the villagers ya have huh huh. And you are so gonna lose, cause like evil loses..usually." The private went on." Wot ya want of me?"

Zoltar smirked." I'm gonna send Lord Ciocan..a gift. "

Brutus yawns as he gets an ale." So when do we get the mountain boss?"

Shadowlight shakes her head." We could have had a fort, or boat but the fort burned down...lucky the docks only got slightly blackened in one small area." But she is curious.

The 30 former villagers were getting tatoos of the Crimson Shadows, well..21 was...a couple said no and died and others died in the fight.

The hare laughs." Ha ha...Sarg Terrence totally told us to finish burning the fort..ha" He grins at the wildcat ." Course I can't swim too well and you never know what's in the water at the docks, I mean like eeeeeeew." He hmmms." Wait why send his Lordship a gift, not like he wants one from an insane kitty."

Zolomon rolls his eyes." What's your name hare and yes...a gift,your head."

Shadowlight drinks down an ale." I want to see his face for that gift."

Brutus chuckles." They lost half the hares here..and a Major was among them."

The Private hmmph. " I am Private Cole, not twin brother is Private Slaw and….my head, that's like disgusting...like gross, his Lordship would seriously not want that. He probally charge you with his war hammer in paw and that's like a large hammer , I'm talking VERY large and has this badger head on it, made of stone it's not a real badger head, I mean his Lordship is not gross like you, like good grief kitty. You should let me go, letting me go is good...then maybe you think I am valuable..ha me important, well maybe I am..Private Sally I think has a crush on me...wonder where she is...hey do you have a girlfriend? A mate?"

Zolotar ears go back as he slams a paw against the cage." Quiet...or else." He walks off and sits down to speak to his horde." We have 465 beasts now, I need a 100 to make an ambush for the badger, hid...he will die and the hares of the Long Patrol will lose any possible hope they have left and the mountain will be ours "

Shadowlight nods." I will look into it right away Master "

Cole blinks." Kill Ciocan ? Yeah right..he's a badger like Hallo..giant war hammer and all that. You likely lose those 100, ha ha...and the mountain is stone. And like full of….stone tunnels, hmm Ciocan should so paint them, like stone here and there and all over, kind of boring wot . Hey you never did answer me, you like have a girl..or does that scar like scare them away. You should totally wear a patch or something, yeah or maybe not...ha and Major Varus gave you a black eye like go Major..ya man...Varus is cool, grumpy but cool and never get on his bad side...he gets so grumpy or guess its was so grumpy. Maybe the other hares annoy him or did...and the fort was so so so boring, you should rebuilt it, I could give ideas..maybe red, you seem to like red, that like your favorite color." He stops and.." Mine is green, green is nice..any of the vermin like green?"

Shadowlight frowns and decides to leave as the hare starts getting annoying.

Zoltar's ears flatten." DId you talk non stop to that Stripedog too?" He snorts and mutters." No wonder they left you behind."

Cole just laughs." Non stop? I don't talk non stop and hey that's mean. Then again your a evil warlord suppose your suppose to be mean." He frowns." I need to use the bathroom...like really bad. :

Zoltar hisses and goes to reach in to claw the hare.

Cole jumps back." Whoa man, your so stressed out, your gonna get grey hair..stress can do that man. Stress is like bad. You should relax or take a nap, naps help or a walk, then again walk on the beach isn't all that exciting really so maybe not. Also I'm hungry, wots ta eat here? I mean it's a tavern or do you know how to cook, I would but Old Pete and he is like super old. I think a couple hundred seasons.well maybe just 100...I once made food for sentry and he claimed I tried to poison him, can ya believe that..I mean I dislike him but I wouldn't do that and the cook once said my rolls could be stoned to use in battle...whoa I wonder if Terrence used any of those or not. Oh Terrence has a girl or think so...but she is like missing and..stuff, he probally gonna look for her first and me later...the nerve of him...ya know. He and others are like Cole...you and Slaw are so annoying, it's so rude I am not annoying." He looks at the cat." Do you think I am annoying?"

Zoltar looks ready to pull his fur out, the hare's and his own. " SILENCE!"

Cole holds his ears." You're loud.Did you know that, good grief you need a serious cat nap."

Zoltar snorts." Your lucky the monitor is dead or I would be feeding you to him"

Cole makes a face.." You should wot?!...ok that's dim, like he could eat fish...is that why ya had like almost 700 vermin, to have snacks for the monitor like your a bad leader if that's the truth..like good grief man...like take deep breaths in and out, in and out..like this...see easy. Your feel better in no time!"

Zoltar hisses and his tail wags behind him as he glares at the hare." I be doing Ciocan a favor killing you, you annoying hare don't you ever shut up?"

Cole hmms." Well when I eat or sleep, least don't think I talk in my sleep, supposedly I snore a lot but how does one know if they snore or if they are lying cause...you know your a sleep and……" on and on and on.

Zoltar finally gets out one of 4 sleeping darts, places it in a blowgun and sends it at the hare

Cole shakes his head. " Now Slaw oh I can tell ya so-------" He then is silent as he falls onto the pile of hay...out cold the dart in his leg.

Zoltar sighs in relief. " Thank the seasons, that is the most annoying beast ever to cross my path." He then walks out to clear his head, and plan...he needs plans and maybe some stronger ale as now he has a headache.

BlisaMarshmellow · 2021-05-24 09:57:31 PM

i like cole a lot better now x'D

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Do you Ever Shut Up?- Zoltar TP

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