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Dibbun Take Over!-LP LOG

Who:

Zolomon- Private first class, archer and runner in LP

Keldorn- Visiting shrew and a guest

Jhan- Dibbun hare

Spoofed: 14 Dibbuns and 5 recruits.

Log:

Jhan is down here already, with some of the hare dibbuns and eating lunch, for now being good.

Zolomon grins as he walks in, and over to Jhan to ruffle his head fur, then gets some pie, its his favorite kind and well...he takes whats left, 7 slices out of 8 and starts to eat it. Mixed berry pie! They make this like...oh once a month and they got here late so its his now, so there.

Keldorn walks in and gets a little food and sits down "This place is very huge sir Zolomon, how does this place handle so many hares?"

Jhan frowns, and fixes the head fur and is back to talking with his new found friends, ya other hare dibbuns and him and the group of maybe 10 hare dibbuns go up and frowns "Wheres the berry pie?"

One dibbun points at Zolomon, they are a bit too young to talk and so are sucking their thumb and just points,..oh no this is bad, very bad as they huddle..oh no! and a voice seems to decide "Let's get him “

Zolomon of course dosn't see his doom coming yet as he is just enjoying that last berry pie, the very last one for a month you see...yeah. He smiles as he also has salad and rolls, some pasta and that pie, he sips his drink and smiles "The day they have pie is de best and we were the last ones to lunch so all is well!"

Keldorn chuckles as he drinks a little juice and glaces over at the dibbuns and frowns "Umm..Sir Zolomon..."

Jhan walks over and frowns at Zolomon, as does the other 9 dibbuns. Hmmms they are sort of armed...with rolls and left over greens, cause green stuff is gross its a dibbun rule. All is calm till they suddenly aim and fire at Zolomon. Which of course gets attention and some recruits decide OH FUN ...a food fight! Mashed potatoes fly across the room and an onion hits one recruit in the head and so he throws a radish back!

Zolomon ear droops as he is suddenly under fire! and falls backwards in his chair"Hey whoa wot I do..whoa!" And its too late he is...a mess and the room is a mess as he tries to stand and falls on his face, onto the very last slice of that delicious pie, well that slice goes to no one!

Keldorn frowns and goes under the table and simple watches the chaos unfold before him and shakes his head. He blinks as a recruit joins him and he nods "Wise choice my young friend"

And its chaos! There was still maybe a paw full of hares that still needed lunch, well now its on the floor, the wall, fellow recruits and the dibbun hares.

Jhan stands in the chaos and looks around, he giggles and gets some sort of..think it use to be a pear and throws it against a chair. The other 9 dibbuns just giggle, some keep picking up tossed food and tosses it again! One dibbun yawns and just flops down in some spilled soup and sleepily watches.

Zolomon groans, how did this happen, oh because he took the last pie? He is hit with a roll and frowns as he looks around and sighs, well food fight in the dinning chambers wot

Keldorn frowns as he looks around and carefully peeks out "Sir Zolomon I say...do something? Where is a higher ranking hare?"

Jhan grins, this is fun and the 5 recruits have joined those 10 dibbuns and help..HA! Help is not here!

Your so doomed!

Zolomon frowns"Me?" Well lets see he is sort of a Private First class, sort of the highest one here right now...but "Umm....I don't bally well know" He stands and tries "Ok let's..settle down ya all"And he is hit in the face with a plate of mellow creme and tumbles onto his back with a groan.

Keldorn frowns, well he stays under the table and looks to the recruit that joined him, who just frowns no way they are venturing out

Those 10 dibbuns and 5 recruits are likely in heeps of trouble after this!The one recruit under the table with the shrew might get lucky, that's might get lucky.

Jhan climbs into the table and smirks "We takes over room now!" The other 9 dibbuns nod and look at those 5 recruits, one is all for it, the other 4 seem unsure of it.

Zolomon frowns as he sits up "No ya don't take over the room...you all should be sorry for this, its a bally well mess, wot ya all got to say hmmm?"

Keldorn stays where he is and sighs, good this is over he can relax.

No it's not!!!!

Jhan is in charge or seems it, he has scared 2 out of five recruits into joining him, one runs away and gets free, the other two are backed into a corner by dibbuns...by DIBBUNS! A grin as bed sheets are found,where did they get bed sheets! Two recruits not in line with the dibbun horde are tied up, they then look to Zolomon and aim to tie him up and...hmmms "What of shrew?"

Zolomon frowns "Now wait a bally well moment ya rascals"

Keldorn frowns, he hmms "I..surrender?" The one recruit frowns, ummm....ok he will..surrender too.

Jhan grins, and the dibbuns get help . So lets see we have 14 dibbuns, we have 2 recruits on the dibbuns side..2 recruits tied up, Zolomon and Keldorn is tied up and there is of course Jhan...the leader of this new horde it seems as he grins "You take last pie and eat it and so you is captives now" YA! the dinning hall has bee taken over!

Zolomon frowns "Now wait a jolly well..hmmpppppps"he would say more but one of the new dibbuns stuffs an apple in his mouth, yep one way to silence him for now.

Keldorn sighs"This is must interesting sir Zolomon..now what...oh never mind"Yeah like the hare will reply with an apple in his mouth.

Jhan grins and seems happy. Yes he has befriended like 14 other dibbuns and 2 recruits, happy happy day. The floor, the table..some chairs, the walls are a mess and those dibbun hares found old bed sheets to tie up their captives, the captives being 3 recruits, Keldorn and Zolomon, he looks at Zolomon "Yous is meanie"

Zolomon good ear droops, oh this is bad and must already ate and wont be around till near dinner time.

Keldorn shrugs"It could be worse sir Zolomon, it could of well been a real horde nit just dibbuns taking over a room....and 2 recruits as friends. " And make that 3 recruits as friends as the one that was under the table joins them. He gets a frown from Keldorn.

Jhan nods "Well looks like one make good choice...no one else have"The other 14 dibbuns just nod, yep they still have captive 2 recruits,Zolomon and Keldorn as they check the doors and look around, yeah they are so not cleaning the mess but they did find cookies, lets eat the two dozen cookies and not offer the captives any

The dibbun horde is happy, eating cookies and just not cleaning this horrible mess and no grow ups coming in. what a great day!

Zolomon sighs, well...now what as he frowns at Keldorn"No one knows we are here...or likely care till dinner which is 4 hours away"

Keldorn frowns, oh well he is tied up with bed sheets, the room is...chaos, someone will have to clean this, he looks at Zolomon "And yet you are an adult..."

Jhan and the others somehow get a chair onto the table and he sits on it like he is the new leader, maybe he is of the dibbun horde of total 15 dibbuns and 3 recruits now. He looks to Keldorn, Zolomon and the two recruits who are so not on the dibbuns side"You is our captives and you is gonna be goods"

The room...has food all over, yes the wall, the floor, the table..a few chairs....a couple broken plates, a broke mug..

chaos!

Last edited by oz (2019-06-24 05:30:14 PM)

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