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WHO:
Atvi-ME-Teenager and Novice of Redwall
Isa-Dibbun cat
Hawkeye-Old otter
Oz Winters- Badger Mother
Spoofs of twin ottters Kip and Pip by Hawkeye
Spoof of a dibbun mouse by Oz
Various Dibbun Spoofs by Oz, Hawkeye, and Me(Atvi)
A couple spoofed abbey order beasts
LOG:
A couple otter dibbuns have slipped away from class, and into the kitchens to steal a pie and somehow have managed it.
Oz is, at the moment, still in a class with novices, Sister Ginny was in charge of the dibbuns for a short while, teaching colors and shapes, but the novice class will end....soon
Isa was left at the abbey by some ferret merchant a couple of months ago, she's yet to say a word to anyone but she's quite the silent escape artist and has also vanished again. There's probably a novice out looking for her somewhere but this time she's inside, sat under one of the chairs in the great hall and watching the otters from her hiding place.
The otter dibbuns, Pip and Kip giggle as if they just did something so awesome, maybe they did and it looks to be an apple pie as they sit it down and start to eat it, no forks here and lucky it's cooled down enough.
One of the novice comes down and frowns, a mouse not too much above dibbun age and barely really a novice 'Your gonna get in trouble with Papa Oz and the Friar..I am gonna go tell"
Isa's whiskers twitch at the smell of the pie. It looks tasty...it looked even tastier before they pulled it apart but still. She freezes when she hears the new voice though and quickly looks to the novice. She backs up to hide further under the chair.
The otter twins look at one another and then the newy made novice and says "No"One even throws some pie at the mouse and giggles, which only causes his brother to throw pie also. it's quickly decided some rolls would be fun to grab and toss as well at each other!
The mouse gasps as a roll hits him in the eye, but instead of being smart and going to get someone from the library, he joins in this food fight"Ok you is ask fer it now!" So lets see pie and rolls are making a mess.
Atvi has grown out of his dibbun mischief...or has he as he stops and blinks seeing this he frowns "Your not supposed too..."He sidesteps a roll and grins...hey why not make the chaos more fun and it's a great way to not have to snap all those snap beans, nope just make better use of them in a food fight! Yep he is helping sooooooooooo much, not.
Isa frowns and seems determined to stay away from all this mess until suddenly a rogue roll bounces off a chair and along the floor and ends up bouncing right in to her hiding spot when she's busy watching the others. She's taken completely by surprise and jumps up with a very cat like yowl! Her chair wobbles as she hits it when she jumps and then panics, scrambling out from under the chair and clawing her way up to the top of the chair as if the high ground is any safer.
Hawkeye chooses now to walk into.."What is...?"The two otter dibbuns Pip and Kip look at Hawkeye and frowns, yep there is a mess that started to slow but then the green beans are added and they go back to the food fight as the old otter frowns, well...today looks...interesting.
The mouse dibbun just giggles, and of course this does attract attention of a group of maybe 8 dibbuns who are...usually pretty good with going where supposed to go, well she did say go play..so why not here. Well least the dibbuns are having fun...for now.
Atvi just cackles as this is the most fun he has had in a long while, well since his friend died .He sees Hawkeye and frowns "Get the grownup before he tells on us!" What he is like out numbered 11 to 1.
Hawkeye frowns, as he backs off only to trip on a bit of pie on the floor and starts to get up when Pip has a broom making it seem like a sword,Kip helps "We can tie him up and put him in a corner!"
Isa's fur has puffed up in her surprise so she's extra fluffy but it starts to relax again when nothing else hits her. She looks between Atvi and Hawkeye when the order is given and after a second slowly grins because she likes that hide. Charge! She jumps off the chair back, skids a little and moves to join the otters with a tiny little hiss and small pointy claws bared at Hawkeye.
The mouse dibbun and like the others...and ya 12 to 1..the old otter is so doomed.
Atvi smiles as he gets some little cakes, to eat not throw around and smirks"We are ..in charge!" And there is a mess of green beans, rolls and apple pie and he has the pie tin on his head like some hat.
Hawkeye blinks, wait isn't that the kitten "You too lass?" He frowns as he looks at the broom or guess its a sword right now and sighs. Pip and kip just stand there and grin at the chaos in the room.
Isa is still a dibbun, her allegiances are fickle. Today Hawkeye is the enemy, tomorrow it'll be someone or something else. She points at the otter and then the corner with a very firm frown.
The dibbuns have ganged up on the poor otter, 12 to 1 odds are not the best and the one mouse seems to help the ring leader...wait whom is in charge."Corner..corner..heehehehe"
Atvi is in charge as he grins and jumps onto a table "I says...block the doors, we can stays in here and ..make a fort."Who cares about the mess, "No grownups allowed in here. They come they go to the corner"
Hawkeye is led to the corner and sits down with a sigh, he looks around..well hopefully this will end soon, then could be worse he supposes. Pip and Kip seem to act as guards of the old otter while there is also, well sort of ..blocking of at least the doorway going out to the entry and they start to try and block the kitchens.
The dibbuns that are here are having fun, or least they are having fun while it lasts. The food fight has dimed down a little but every so often a green bean is picked up and thrown across the room to add to the apple pie, and the rolls and cake crumbs...Joy
Isa looks very happy when Hawkeye does what they want and goes to the corner. She goes to give his knee a quick pat for being good since that's about as much as she can easily reach and then she's off, to the stairs and trying to think of the best way to block it before she tries to push a chair that way but doesn't get very far.
Atvi grins as he is standing on the table and eating a small cake."This is fun, should do it more often...block the kitchen ..do it"
Hawkeye sighs, Pip looks to be getting a little bored, not Kip though as he looks around and grins at a pillow, there is like pillows here, well a couple so why not hit his brother with a pillow and have feathers and fluff fly!Which only angers the brother to join in...so now more mess is here
A voice from the library, yep forgot that door as a couple dibbuns hid under the table, but still some still casing trouble "Wot in the season's is going on down there?"
Atvi has managed to get a chair onto the table and sits in it...nope he falls backwards and almost off the table and gasps, that voice...no way, oh no..the class..the novice class and it would seem the teacher is...oh boy this is bad."No one..panic yet"
It probably wouldn't make much difference if they did get to it but Isa freezes at the sound of the voice, glances back to the library and then quickly dives under the chair she was trying to move.
Pip and Kip don't look too worried, Hawkeye just glaces at the library briefly.
The dibbuns seem to both panic a little and a couple still slam pillows into each other. Then whom ever it is comes down the library steps and into view "Noise and who knows wo-----" His footpaw finds a bit of pie filling and he gives a startled gasp as he falls backwards onto his back and mutters something and coughs a little as a couple dibbuns stare and one starts to cry.....Oz has entered the room, or...sort of slid and fell into the room.
Atvi grin now falls as he looks towards.."Papa Oz?!" He frowns and steps backwards and eeps as he falls onto the floor and..well the plate of cakes have been all smashed now.
Isa isn't coming out. She's back to hiding and there she will stay, watching the others.
Hawkeye frowns as he slowly stands and just, he leaves the corner as he quickly checks on Oz and help him up if needed. Pip frowns and Kip is.."hey gets back to corner you not get told to leave"
Oz is on his back, coughed a little as he is on his side and the fighting with pillows, and the food fight sort of slowly comes to a stop..mess is everywhere, its a disaster and will take hours to clean this up as its on the floor...the walls...on chairs and a table. Somehow not the tapestry, it's clean! Oz allows the help up and frowns..his back,chest and side hurt and so no yelling...yet.
Atvi frowns as all the dibbuns look at him, hey he was in charge right. He frowns and tries to quietly slip off.
Isa also tries to escape. The stairs aren't far away from her hiding spot so slowly she sneaks out away from the group.
Hawkeye is concerned...Pip and Kip go to bolt but Hawkeye grabs them both by their tunics "Nope..gonna stay lads."
Oz coughs and listens as a couple dibbuns cry, and more than one try and blame another but most mention the otter twins and then more mention Atvi, a couple vole dibbuns start fist fighting some reason as the badger takes a deep breath, a painful one to something he rarely does, "ENOUGH!!!!" It echos in the room and likely a couple others rooms heard him, he then gets into a coughing fit and leans onto a nearby chair, he snorts "Atvi...."He manages to stop coughing and frowns...ok something can wait, deal with this now as all becomes..quiet.
Atvi frowns and walks forwards slowly and looks at the floor.."I..sorry I umm...."
Hawkeye hold onto the otter twins Pip and Kip who struggle and give up and just sort of sit down and frown,He shakes his head and looks over at Oz in concern,"Stay thar"He tells the twins and goes to stand over by Oz.
Isa jumps in surprise at the sudden shout and then she's off running, disappearing somewhere off upstairs to hide out again.
Oz stays leaned agasist the chair to catch his breath and is clearly in some pain as he finally speaks"Wot...is the meaning...of all this?" The dibbuns involved frown, one gets brave and walks forwards "We..make mess" Well duhhh...pie, cake, green beans and rolls....and the pillow fluff and feathers all over is a good clue to those who can see..."Atvi did it..he bad"Says another....yeah he did all that, sure...
Atvi frowns"I didn't .."ok he sort of, kind of did start the food fight "Others threw food too and then the pillow and..."He was sure someone spilled juice somewhere in here.
Hawkeye sighs, he catches sight of Isa.....well one dibbun got lucky it seems, the others not so much as he makes sure no others run off.
Oz snorts, he stands up better "Quiet"He is not happy and he is in pain and something else is bothering him but he stays quiet and coughs "Atvi...go to..go to Benar...now" He frowns, the rest..."Clean...up..." Sister Ginny comes in and gasps.
Atvi frowns, gasps are heard..oh no..the vole simply nods as he looks at the ground "Yes PAPA Oz.."And he walks off, likely to his doom knowing his luck.
Hawkeye frowns and speaks "Clean up the mess, now...all of you and I and Sister Ginny here will make sure you all do clean up till it shines in here..brooms and mops and wet rags, a couple buckets..."He is worried about Oz too as he goes to help him sit down for now."You ok Oz?"
Oz shakes his head no, that's all the otter gets for now. Sister Ginny gets help...Brother Rick...Brother Tim and Sister June....yep clean up items are passed out and grow ups stand there to make sure it's done.
Atvi frowns as he just stares at the abbots door, that's the last place he wants to go, he stays like this a good few moments before he..reaches up a paw to knock.
Hawkeye frowns and goes to help Oz to the infirm, he looks to the dibbuns and then heads to the infirm "Come on....."
Oz speaks softly "I...just a tiny amount..no more now but tasted blood...back and chest hurt..."Least he seems better, though still some pain from his back hitting the floor, he is getting too old for things like this and being...ill or what ever is clearly not helping him. Once at the infirm he will rest the rest of the day and part of tomorrow.
Hawkeye frowns at the mention of blood, even if was barely any...he is not a healer but he knows that is not good. He then will go back to make sure the clean up crew does the work needed, they have a little while till dinner so should be able to get it done. And he is not helping.
No grown up is helping the dibbuns do clean up...the mess will be cleaned up by them alone and it will be up to Sister Ginny for now what to do as punishment, it will be decided after dinner.
Atvi meanwhile after what seemed hours...more like 20 minutes he finally gets the courage to knock on the Abbot's door, wait to be told to enter....gulps and enters, shutting the door behind him.
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