Randomness with kittens and pizza because obviously (OOC RP)

BlisaMarshmellow · 2017-08-17 04:01:05 PM

SCENE: Big Bang Bar and Grille (An OOC room)

CHARACTERS: Gorvenalus the male beaver. DoraRose the female mouse. Bandit the male fox.

LOG:
DoraRose is sitting in the Big Bang Bar for no obvious reason. The screen of her smartphone is about 6 inches from her face as she watches a video that's making her giggle. She is wearing blue jeans, a pink t-shirt, a denim jacket, black tennie shoes, and literally 7 pink bracelets on her left arm. She has a chocolate milkshake on the counter in front of her.

Gorvenalus walks in, of course no one was willing to baby sit the kittens soooooooo...He enters and so does 5 kittens. One tiger striped, one Siamese, 2 white and grey striped and one grey and white one and they all want milk and tuna! Well Gorvenalus wants some Mt. Dew and he will be fine.

Bandit always hated kittens. It was that age old 'canine vs. feline' feud that dated back ages. The obese fox strides up to the bar, still in his props from his scene. "Boy am I glad to call it a day. My player put me through the wringer today! Sheesh!" He unbuttons his vest, letting his already bulbous gut hang out even farther. "Bar keep. Beer. Keep it coming."

DoraRose jerks her head up and looks around....and then KITTENS. She may be a mouse, but when she's OOC, she IS her player, and her player looooooooves all da cute little kittens!! "ERMIGOODNISS, KITTENS! CAN I HOLE 'EM? DEY SHO CUTE!!!" She hops up from her stool, squats, and holds her paws out to the cute little kitty cats that must gets aaaallllll the love!!!

Gorvenalus looks to the kittens and sighs "Yeah their mother wanted a break from them...a vacation....oh well" Tuna and milk is ordered for the kittens as they look at Dorarose curious of her, what is this world of talking animals they wander...why are they here...because they are

The fox ignores the kittens as much as he can. He taps the bar for water and a napkin. He dips the napkin in the water and begins wiping brown paint from his fur. "You guys ever wonder when people will find out that off of this player's foxes are played by the same beast?" Red fur appears as the tubby vulpine cleans himself up. "I mean, we all have the same build, and general personality. Surely someone has to know that Bandit, Vannon, Rascal are all the same actor." He sighs when his beer comes. "At least I don't have to play Wilks anymore. Ugh... that was a hard part..."

DoraRose goes to shnuggle the kittens because they're flipping adorable and she's not cynical. "Well, I used to do childcare, so I'm sort of used to moms leaving their kids with me for a break....although kittens are way better than young humans..." Finally she notices the fox. "Waitwhat?" Blink blinky blink. "Who are you? Bandit? You should lay off the booze, yo...."

Gorvenalus sips some Mt. Dew while the kittens play "I don't drink and neither does my characters....well Scioto did guess, and Patch...others don't drink ale...."

"I feel for them." The possibly not Bandit creature at the end of the bar chimes in. His brown fur is mostly gone, replaced by the usual red fur of a normal fox. "Oh, I'm Bandit, but I also fill the role of Rascal, Vannon, Drakki and any other heavy set vulpine you see. Why spend money on multiple foxes when you can have one fox play them all, right?" Bandit laughs, taking a drink from his cup.
"Also why we killed off the 'character' of Wilks. Can't play a tubby vulpine and a skinny vulpine at the same time, now can I? So this whole convoluted plot to show where Wilks has been was created and... you know what. There should be a log of it somewhere..."

DoraRose nods as she plays with the flipping cute kittens. "Oh, yeah, he got eaten by my eagle Riana, didn't he?" Notice how she said 'my'. BECAUSE SHE IS NOW HER PLAYER. Mind=blown. "So who plays Rioko?" Glancing at the beaver, she adds, "I'm a teetotaler, too, and so are my characters. I'm related to alcoholics, and science is indicating that that runs in families, so I'm not gonna risk it."

Gorvenalus nods "No one in my OOC home drinks...." He sips his Mt. Dew and then hears a beeping and yawns "Be right back my Pizza is done pose around me "

The fox laughs, "Rioko plays Rioko... and Elena. Well, originally she was played by Xia but, we had to let her go. She got too demanding for roles. And wanted more pay... Me though, I'm content playing Bandit. It's a steady pay check and-" He gets a buzz on his phone. The fox checks it, ears drooping. "Bandit's character is supposed to be ICLY executed?! By snake? Who comes up with these ridiculous plo-"
CHOMP!
Bandit makes a muffled cry as Basilisk chomps down on him from over the counter, gobbling up the fox in no small hurry. He sighs contentedly, turning to the others, "Oh, hai! Sorry, just picking up a to go order before heading back to write some more plots! Take care!" Slowly Basilisk slithers out the door, getting stuck once at the rounded lump in his middle before squeezing through.

DoraRose sits listening to the fox and then.....shocked silence as she stares at the snake in fear and horror. Gathering up the sweet little kittnes, she holds them close as the snake slithers by, her mouth hanging open because of the suddenness of the meal and the reptile's speech. When he leaves, she lets the kittens crawl to the floor. "That was....abrupt and....a little scary." She then glances at the beaver. "Wait, pizza? I want pizza....."

Gorvenalus walks back in and this place is....well anything can happen. So the pizza becomes more pizza...cheezy goodness for all to have some and there is Mt. Dew for all to drink as well. "It's good pizza..4 cheese"

DoraRose grins happily. "Aw, thanks!" She grabs her milkshake and goes to dig into the pizza, not having to worry about her allergy to soy because, in this OOC world, anything can happen, and so she can just enjoy the pizza with no worries! She also spoils the kittens by giving them each cheese because that's what she does to her cats. #Spoiler

Gorvenalus smiles as he sits back down, today looks like a good day and its air conditioned in here. Too bad the Redwall world don't have this...

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#1 2017-08-17 04:01:05 PM

Randomness with kittens and pizza because obviously (OOC RP)

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