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Dibbun Take Over!Part 3!-LP LOG

After  http://forum.rwmuck.org/viewtopic.php?id=1225

WHO:

Zolomon- Private First Class,Archer,Runner in LP

Jhan-Hare Dibbun

Grace- Hare Dibbun

Gregorian- Blacksmith,Fighter,Sergeant of the LP

Varus-Major and Fighter of the LP

Felicity- Corporal  and Runner of the LP

Domink- Fighter and Private in LP

Julian-Hare Dibbun

Spoofs of 14 other Hare Dibbuns, 4 Recruits( 2 helping the dibbuns and 2 tied up)

Keldorn-is icly here, oocly not connected but was there icly in background.

LOG:

This room, and 15 dibbun hares counting Jhan is still a mess..food on the walls, floor and tables. Jhan is still in a chair, on the table looking around and grinning. No clue why 2 recruits decided to help...2 are tied up so they are not helping clearly. The small hare frowns "Its boring....been foreevers.." Two...no 3 hours its been, forever for a dibbun though. "And we outta good cookies"

Zolomon sighs, he has..given up. The apple makes it hard to talk seeing as the dibbuns idea of shut up was put an apple in his mouth and he and Keldorn is still tied to chairs. He frowns at the two recruits who seem on the dibbuns side, those recruits are likely so doomed. He looks at Keldorn and sighs, yeah great....go to sleep and not help out, oh yeah he tried didn't he and ......failed.

"We're out f'/all/ the cookies" Grace, Greg's daughter corrects because if dibbuns are causing trouble of course she's helping. He looks bored too, sat up on one of the table swinging her feet off the end as she stares at the captured adults. Suddenly she sits up straight. Inspiration! "We should give them a bath. We can fill up tha' big pot they use f'stew...an' put all the vegetables in it so they smell like broccoli fer a week" she grins, looking at Jhan to see if he approves.

Jhan giggles, "Broccli iss yucky"He grins a sort of evil smile "Let's do it!" One of those 2 recruits on their side looks a little uncertain now...well one recruit is still fully on their side for now, the other dibbuns seem to think this is the funniest thing yet."We should seeon yeah cause others may come cause they all is gonna miss dinner!!"

Zolomon looks over at the dibbuns and arches an eyebrow and frowns, ok this is not a good thing as he looks at the door, blocked by a table and sighs..wonderful.

Grace grins as her idea is approved and she quickly hops down off the table "Some's got t'get the watah an' the vegetables but only the gross smelly ones" she gets the big soup pot, made for serving soup to the entire mountain it's huge and she can only just able drag it from the kitchen. It's certainly big enough to fit a dibbun in it. Whether it's big enough to fit a Zolomon remains to be seen.

Jhan looks over and pouts "Is it..big enough? Maybe we can dump it on his head...the shrew is asleep" He does look at those 2 recruits not on their side, there is them and they just shake their heads no, no way as the dibbun grins. The others find some broccoli and cabbage, and maybe some beets too..oh and onions! Not too many as...well don't need a lot. Lucky the pot is on the floor so...that's good at least right?Its just yucky bath water, dibbun style!

Zolomon good ear droops as he looks at the two recruits as if..really, yeah looking at the two helping the dibbuns, not the two recruits tied up they just seem to be...wait crying? What the...and Zolomon groans, these are the future of the Long Patrol? Well..they are likely doomed.

Julia had been in the kitchens this entire time, somehow blissfully unaware that her DAB cohorts have been causing near carnage in the dining room. But now she comes out, a cookie in each paw, and gapes at the chaos that is unfolding in this room. "Wat're you dooooin'?" She asks, slightly awed by the sight. Toddling over to Zolomon, she looks up at him and munches her cookie. "Why Zol'mon 'ere? What'cha doin' with the pot?" The sight of one of the DAB Ringleaders may cause some panic in the captured adults, especially since she's known to be somewhat vengeful with her mischief.

Grace grins as it's all coming together and she directs a couple of dibbuns to dump stuff in or rip it up first. No cutting it up though, knives are still dangerous. The beets give her a sudden idea and she lights up, dancing a little "We should use beetroot! Then he'll be pink fer days!" she looks so excited she's bouncing on the spot until she suddenly spots Julia and freezes narrowing her eyes "Where'd yah get tha' cookie? We ran out"

Jhan looks over "Maybe she knows where all de special cookies are."He frowns a little and then shrugs, he and Grace seem in charge of this Chaos today as he just looks from where he sits, "We in charge and no one is gonna ruins the fun"

Zolomon frowns, he then shakes his head and tries to rid himself of the apple...wait he can maybe try and eat it enough to spit it out, why didn't he think of that before.

Julia finishes the last bite of her cookie, wipes her paws on her dress, crosses her arms, and swallows as she lifts her nose haughtily. "A wady never weveales her secwets." She regally walks over and goes to sit on Zolomon. "An' so what? Yous can bes im chawge, an' I'll just sit 'ere an' say I didn't 'elp an' sos not gets in twouble." Sneaky.

Grace looks suspicious "I'm n'sharin' my next cookie then" future cookies are better than past cookies anyway. She suddenly skips off again "We're givin' Zolo a bath with the smelly veggies. Y'may as well 'elp. No one's goin' tah believe yah didn't" she says happily as she dumps a few things in the pot.

Jhan grins as he is still on the table, he is in charge..14 other dibbuns and 2, so soon in trouble recruits have taken over."This is fun"

Zolomon finally can speak and spits out what is left of the apple and coughs to clear his throat"Now..surely ya all don't bally well want in trouble, do ya?"

Julia sticks her tongue out at Grace. "Wotevah. S'long as we don't cook 'im! I fink Lissie wikes 'im an' I don't wants her sad." Looking down at Zolomon from her seat on top of him, she goes to pat him on the cheek. "'Course not, but 'tisn't /my/ fault aduwts are boooring!" Meanwhile, out in the hallway, Felicity comes walking down towards the dining hall, grumbling about how the Badger Lord told her and possibly a few others to figure out what's up with the dining room and kitchen so the other hares stop complaining to him about not being able to eat and starving to death. She reaches for the door handle....and discovers that she can't open the doors to the dining room! "Huh?" She tries again, then starts banging on the door. "Oi! Open up in there, an' that's an ordah from a Corporal, wot!" She thinks for a second, then adds, "Unless ye're m'superiah, then it's a request straight from th'Badgah Lord 'imself, wot!"

Fortunately, Felicity is not the only hare on the case. There is another... And he's far less amused. "Corporal! Ah've been told that lunch is ovah an hour late, wot! Furthahmore, Ah've been told that fifteen Leverets are missin' from school. I think yah c'n guess wot I'm gettin' at, Corporal..."

Grace gets distracted again when Zolomon regains his voice. She quickly grabs a spoon and points it at him "Silence Stinkface! This is...Yah trial fer breakin' all the paints!" she still remembers he did that and suddenly thinks it's a good time for revenge "Yah tah be boileded with beetroot! How do yah plead?" her ears suddenly perk to the door and she lowers her voice as if she's worried they can hear her as she whispers to Jhan "Maybe we should tell them we're not in. Adults aren't tha' smart, they might fall fer it"

Jhan looks at Zolomon and rolls his eyes, the 14 other dibbuns giggle, one gasps as noise is outside and looks worried. One of those Recruits tied up starts to scream for help and ..then an mmmmph as..gross a dibbun put a dirty sock in his mouth, "Quiets"

Zolomon ear droops "Ok..look I said sorry and..."He frowns as he looks at the blocked door and to the dibbuns"Maybe ya all should rethink your actions..am I right?" He is tied up so he can't like...get up.

Julia gasps and stares down at her, um,  bench in horror. "You.....YOU bwoke all the paintsies??" Tears well up in her eyes, and she breaks out in betrayed wails. Which is probably the opposite of what was expected, since she would normally just get angry and start breaking things. Felicity jumps, startled. "Oh, aye, sah, I know, sah, m'Lord Ciocan sent me on th' case m'self, sah, I'm sure the leverets are be'ind it, sah..." she's interrupted by the cries for help, and she starts pounding on the door with both paws. "ALRIGHT, DAB, LISSEN UP! LEMME IN THERE OR SO 'ELP ME I'LL USE Y'SCUTS T'MAKE SUPPAH AN' Y'EARS F'R TEA!!!" Julia's wails reach her ears and the Corporal starts pounding harder. "AN' WHAT'RE Y'DOIN' T'M'SISTAH?!"

Varus tuts. "Ya call tha' a threat?" He shakes his head, strides over to the door, bangs on it loudly, then bellows in his most authoritarian voice, "RIGHT, YA SCURVY LOT IN THERE... EITHAH YA OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, OR YAH'RE NEVAH GETTIN' ANY DESSERTS AGAIN FOR TH' NEXT TEN SEASONS! AN' EACH ONE O' YA WILL TAKE A BATH EV'RY NIGHT FOR TH' REST OF YER LIVES!!!"

Grace looks alarmed because she didn't intend to upset Julia, she quickly drops the spoon and hurries over, going to give the other a dibbun a hug "They made 'im replace them! It's ok! An' Dom 'elped!" if her comforting doesn't work though she might try stopping the wailing by covering Julia's mouth because that's the next obvious solution. The door gets a frown as it gets louder and more annoying as more threats are piled on and she yells "GO AWAY!" back at it. "I heard that!" comes a roar from the hallway as Greg rounds a corner with a bag full of tools. Someone went to get the blacksmith when they couldn't open the door in case they'd somehow locked it. Grace quickly snaps her mouth closed before cautiously whispering "Tha's da'...He sounds mad. We shouldn't open it"

Jhan frowns as he backs up, "Its blocked not ta worry...we is..fine right?" A few dibbuns panic, one hides under a table.

Zolomon frowns and being tied up he can't go to the door and move that table as he looks at the dibbuns and frowns "Your supposed to bally well be the future of the Long Patrol....and ya all do this?"

Felicity gulps. "An' that's why ye're a Majah an' I'm not, sah." As Gregorian comes around the corner with his tools, the Runner steps back and gestures at the door, having also heard his daughter's voice. Julia goes to push Grace away, then starts kicking and slapping at her, continuing to wail. "I NO WANNA BU PUNISHEDED F'R SOMETINGS DATS NO MY FAULTSIESWA!!!" She slips off of her seat, hits her head, and screams in pain. Felicity gasps and starts frantically banging on the doorframe, trying to stay out of the Blacksmith's way. "JULIA! WHAT ARE Y'FREAKS DOIN' T'M'SISTAH!!"

Jhan eyes widen and he looks at the door and to the dibbuns, one of the dibbuns looks at Julia and frowns"Oh nos....we inna trouble, this is bad...we all gonna be..be"Well they are not sure. Jhan looks at the door again and frowns more."The door is...blocked its ok..its ok...its fine" Is it?

Varus tosses a salute to Gregorian, more out of respect to his age than his rank. "Ah, about time, Greg... Sounds like somebeast 'urt themself in there, so th' fastah we c'n get th' door off it's 'inges, th' bettah... I don't suppose any of ya 'ave found th' bloody chef yet, eithah, wot? Must be...incapacitated..."

Zolomon frowns as he ties to get loose and....falls, chair and all right next to Juliana and tries to calm her "Hey hey...it's ok..your be ok....I think they are getting the blooming door open."Good question though, where is the main cook anyways in all the chaos. One of those two recruits decide...ok this was a bad plan maybe he should leave and of course there is just the one door, so he is doomed.

Grace is getting flustered at Julia flails and hurts herself "Stop wailin' like a babe! Stop hurtin' yahself!" she shouts at Julia before shouting at the door instead "We're not doin' anythin'! She's doin' it tah herself! Leave me alone!" she's getting upset and frustrated herself. Greg vaguely returns the salute before dropping his tools "Wot's goin' on in there?" he yells through the door before nodding to Varus though he checks the lock first but it's not the problem so he looks to the hinges "It'll be alright, they're dibbuns, they're not goin' tah hurt her" he says to Felicity, he at least trusts his daughter not to do anything on purpose. After looking thoughtful for a second he grabs a mallet and crowbar and goes for the huge pins in the hinges "Yah bettah stand back" because he's going to make sure the doors don't go and fall inwards towards the dibbuns.

Jhan just frowns and sits down"We is..all doomed now"

Welp, they may as well just go ahead and put away all the tools right now, because more than likely the best chance they have to get the door open with minimal damage just happens to be making his way down the hall towards the dining area. Having spent most of the day on latrine duty (yay) due to his getting in a fight in the tavern a few days ago (it really wasn't much of a fight, as Dom took out the monitor with a single headbutt...but semantics, of course. He DID break a table, after all), Dom already is not in the best of moods. He had of course made sure to bathe after finishing his work, and so the large hare trudges down the hall, grumbling to himself the entire way, his fur still a little damp. "Mff. If Dom has to clean another latrine he is going to...eh?" He finally comes upon the small gathering at the door. Blinking, the huge hare peers curiously at all those gathered, looking from face to face. Nodding towards the door, he grumps, "Vat going on vith door? Ees not vurking?"

Zolomon is on the floor and looks at the door "Get the door open!" He looks concerned about Jullia and sighs, well this will be fun to see once the door is opened or...sort of opened. A large mess of food all over, him and a couple recruits tied up...and yeah some chaos and..ok a couple dibbuns are hiding under a table, like that will save them.

Felicity stands back, then looks at Dominik. Then back at Gregorian. "Th'DAB is doin' somethin' an' m'sistah's cryin' in there an' I think she's 'urt an' I JUST WANT TH'DOOR OPEN SOMEBEAST PLEASE 'URRY UP!!!" Julia continues to cry, rubbing the back of her head and one of her eyes. "Is nots okies, Isa bleedin's to deaths!" Glaring at Grace, she shouts, "GWACE AWAYS DOS TINGS ON PURPOSESES!!!" That makes her head hurt worse, though, and so she starts wailing louder again. Felicity looks like she's about to start freaking out. Literally.

Jhan blinks and frowns at the someone might be dying thing and starts crying also, some of the dibbuns panic and hide like 5 still sort of stand there and look at the door and each other and look at the found, yeah..they are so so doomed now. The two recruits that helped the DAB are as well.

Varus is so ready to storm the kitchen now. "Right ho, c'n anybeast get th' damn door open?" He's rapidly losing his patience here. "Dominik, Greg, whichevah one o' ya do it, jus' do it!"

Gregorian doesn't exactly trust to Dom's track record of doing minimal damage to things but he'll happily put him to work "Dom, get ovah here and lowah the door down slowly" he says as he pops the first pin out no problem and is pretty quick about the second, making sure the door falls towards them as he steps back, getting out the way of it and the others. "I didn't d'anythin' t'yah!" Grace yells back "Yah started cryin' like a babe an' yah ruined everythin'! We was havin' fun until y'turned up!" she looks angry but her rage is cut short as the door moves. She can just see the adults through the crack "Run" is all she says before suddenly bolting and going to hide in the kitchen.

Jhan sniffs and looks at Zolomon..yeah finally "Me is sorry, me only wannated to have fun..."The other dibbun like half hide, half just give up and sit down, 15 total dibbuns in all..and those 2 recruits that helped bolt to the kitchen to try and hide.

Dominik should have figured that it'd be the Dibbuns causing this entire mess. His patience already threadbare as it was, the large hare turns to the door and is about to wallop it with a paw...when instead, Greg goes the easier route and begins to remove the pins. "Aw. Is not as fun," he mutters, but he steps forward to help lower the door down to the ground, taking most of the weight of it, himself. Upon getting a good view of those inside the room, Dom puts on his best intimidating expression, ears lowering and eyes narrowing as he trudges into the room. Taking a look around, he shakes his head slowly at the mess, arms folding across his chest. He taps a footpaw impatiently, eyes searching out those hiding Dibbuns. "All of you. Here. NOW!!!" He points at the spot in front of him, his voice booming out and practically shaking the room.

Zolomon frowns,he tries to get free and fails but look help is finally here..is that good or bad? He is still tied to the overturned chair.

Felicity bursts into the room as soon as she can, rushing over to her sister (and temporarily ignoring Zolomon). As she wraps Julia in an embrace, the leveret starts figuratively throwing her fellow Dibbuns under the bus, telling them about everything that she knows about and even admitting that all she did was steal cookies. She only has a bump on her head, no blood. The Corporal whips around, glaring through the room. "Where are th' othahs? Grace an'...." "Dewere Wecwuits 'ere bein' bads, too!" Well, they shouldn't've left Julia out of the fun, apparently. Then maybe she wouldn't be betraying them all now.

Varus strides into the room, his anger practically oppressive. Sweeping his gaze over the trashed room, it lingers over Zolomon. Pointing an accusatory finger at the Private, he glowers, "You... I might 'ave *known* y' were involved. 'Ow in th' ten bloody 'ells did ya get tied up... BY BLOOMIN' LEVERETS! HOW? No, wait... I don't wanna know... Where's th' 'ead cook?"

Jhan frowns and gulps as he goes to stand before the very tall and...grumpy looking Dominik and frowns as his ears flatten, most of the 14 other dibbuns come out of hiding but like one under the table and it's unclear where Greg's kid is yet.

Grace will get Julia for this betrayal later. Right now she's no where to be seen as the adults enter the room to the chaos. Greg frowns as he looks around. Food on the walls and everywhere else "At least untie him before yah yell at him" he says to Varus entirely ignoring that the other hare is a higher rank. He quickly turns a frown on the recruits "Front and centah! Yah two will be explaining' yahselves tah his lordship! And yah will be lucky if he doesn't kick yah all out" he shouts at them before quickly looking around. There's one hare he can't see though is his "Grace, this is goin' tah be worse if yah make me look" he doesn't yell at her but he has that parental tone that's somehow more annoyed than any shouting. It's a few seconds before it works and Grace appears in the kitchen doorway, standing there in a huff looking at the ground.

Dominik merely stands there in the spot he had chosen, the large hare glowering down at Jhan and the other Dibbuns as some of them begin to slowly filter in and stand in the indicated spot. "Ve risk lives to save, and THIS? THIS is how ve are repaid?" he remarks to Jhan. "Vil let Zol deal vith you, however." His gaze lifts again and sweeps over the other gathered Dibbuns...his expression is now more one of disappointment than anything else. "Ve go down to beach. Dom take you. Is not something that is happening often, but this is vat you all do to say thanks? Hmmm." He folds his arms across his chest. "Dom is VERY disappointed in ALL of yous."

Zolomon listens and looks to them as Domink speak..wait what up to him, hey he isn't the dibbun..ummm...haremother? He frowns "Umm..little tied up..here"

Felicity stands, picking up her sister. "Well, looks like a visit t'the Infirm is in ordah. May'ap then ye'll leahn t'not do crazy stuff." Julia hunkers down in her big sister's arms, whimpering but not arguing, for a change. Looking down at Zolomon, she cringes slightly. "I'll check on y'aftah we're done in the Infirm....sorry," she whispers to him, then quickly leaves, letting the other adults deal with the rest of the carnage caused by the Dibbuns. She may add some discipline on her sister later, but maybe a check up by the Healer will be punishment enough. She'll just have to see. Oh, yeah, and report to the Badger Lord. What fun (#SarcasmFont).

Varus harrumps. He's entirely unamused. He grabs Zolomon's chair and sets him upright, then sets about untying the other hare. "Seriously, 'ow in th' 'ell did ya get tied up by Leverets? Did they... Ovah powah ya? Ya've got a lot of explainin' ta do..."

Jhan just frowns and sits down, the other dibbuns mutter sorrys and one starts to wail.

Dominik's eyes go to the wailing Dibbun. "Quiet. Is bringing this on yourselfs," he grumps. "Hmm. I am thinking that a good punishment to start vil be for these Dibbuns to clean up this room, right this second. Then vunce they are done, ve can decide vat to do further. Is good idea?" He glances back to Varus and Greg, eyebrows raising. "And I also say that there vil be no more painting until ALL of you apologize to Zol and the others you've terrorized."

"We were just havin' fun" Grace mutters after Dom's speech but she doesn't look up, avoiding everyone's eyes as she goes to stand near her dad. Greg does not look impressed. "Yah spoiled food so we can no longah eat it. Yah made the entire patrol miss dinnah. Yah tied up two beasts. Do yah undahstand wot yah did?" Grace just frowns and nods "And wot are yah goin' tah do?" Greg asks with Grace muttering "Tidy up" back. Greg points at the room "Get tah it" before he turns a frown on the other dibbuns "All of yah! Now" he nods to Dom "No dessert, no paintin' and an apology tah /everyone/ includin' all the hares yah kept from dinnah"

Zolomon frowns and lets himself be untied and frowns "I..tried to...stop them. They had help"He motions to the two recruits who peek from the kitchens and frown.

Varus turns on his heel, just like that. He glares at the recruits, points at them both. "You two, ovah here, RIGHT NOW." When they get over in front of the Major, his anger hangs heavily over them. "Th' Leverets 'ave an excuse... They're dibbuns. BUT YOU TWO... There. Is. ZERO." He practically bellows. "Yer on report, but, worse th'n that... Yer goin' to th' brig. THIS IS A SERIOUS BREACH." He shakes his head. "Dominik, when yer done, I want ya ta mahch these two sorry excuses f'r recruits t' th' brig... But only aftah they 'elp clean this mess..." He glowers at the recruits. "Yer not gonna see th' light o' day f'r weeks..."

Jhan whimpers, everyone is being a little scary right now. He of course quickly "I am sorry, I is sorrys...never do again."A few others mutter sorry, one dibbun just pouts and crosses their arms over their chest, always has to be one in the crowd. Tears go down his face "Me be good wanna be good hare and join as recruit one day"

Dominik gives a nod to Varus's command, and he moves over towards the two unfortunate recruits who had gotten mixed up in all of this. "Yes, sir. Vil stay here to supervise and make sure room is cleaned like it should be. Vil not leave til is finished..." He gives the recruits a glare. "Vil gladly take to brig. Maybe vil make recruits vise up leetle more...and not do things like taking others hostage in own Mountain..."

Gregorian remains pointing at the mess "Start tidyin' up, yah will write a propah apology and read it at the next meal" he says firmly to the dibbuns but he doesn't yell. Varus is doing a good job of striking the fear in to them already. Grace does as she's told, hoping they won't keep tacking on punishments or start sending dibbuns to the brig next. She's not entirely sure what it is but the recruits reactions make her sure she doesn't want to go there. Greg gives it a minute for them to start before he steps away, muttering to the other adults "I'll get some cleanin' supplies and er...fix the door"

Zolomon sighs, he will watch for a while and then go get a bath, it seems the young ones learned a lesson or so he hopes and he hopes this doesn't happen again. He does find the cook and dinner is made, just like 2 hours late.

Last edited by oz (2019-06-27 07:37:50 PM)

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