Big Badger Plus Not Quite Big Enough Snake Plus Upset Kitten Plus Ferret With Lisp Plus Cheese Buns Plus...
Ferravale! Chieftain's home! Yes! Again! Blisa lives here! So sue me!!! ;)
Zork the badger. Blisa the cat and Ferdinand the ferret. Basilisk "Basil" the snake.
Zork crosses his arms as he sits on the chair, well least its soft, he has bruises and cuts, a bandage on his chest and one on his arm, he is also drifting in and out of sleep, not that the two guards at the door seem to care.
Blisa has been out and about all day with Ferdinand...but the guards at the door wouldn't know that, 'cause the 2 young beasts had snuck out the kitten's window, leaving their snake friend behind. The now come out of the bedroom and do a twin-like double-take in the exact same way at the exact same time, the kitten sputtering with surprise. "Wha---who----why are you in my house?!"
Zork slowly opens his eyes and blinks, "Errrr...ello?"
The badger wakes up to the sight of a large reptile head staring back at him. Basilisks body is wrapped tightly around the badger and trying in a vain attempt to crush him. "Good eveningsssssssss...." The snake smiles at Zork in a pleasent way that all snakes like to do before trying to consume their prey.
Blisa freaks out and goes to leap onto the snake's head, shouting, "BAD BASIL! NO!! Get offa him!!!" Ferdinand sighs and draws his sabre....just in case.
Zork eyes go large, that is a snake, he tries now to move and he is already weak from being a slave, not to mention the fight to freedom, he starts to say something but doesn't get anything out right now, he sees the kitten and tries even more to get loose thinking the kitten may be in danger.
The young whiptail makes a terrified gasp as the kitten falls on his head. His body quickly uncoils from around the badger as the snake slithers off towards a corner, "Off! Get her off!" he hisses.
Blisa stays sitting on the snake's head. "How'd you get out of my room?! The door was locked. *gasp* YOU BETTER NOT'VE BROKEN MY DOOR!!!!!!" Ferdinand sighs and covers his eyes with a paw, then sheaths his sabre and goes over to the badger. "You alright?"
Zork coughs roughly and gasps, he needs a short while to be able to breath again as he coughs and then slowly nods but its clear his sores hurt even more now "Lass...sn..snake inna ya house, ouch.."
The snake has indeed grown bold...and wide...from living here. "Gah! Door broke itssssself! Honessst!" Basilisk tries to shake the kitten off of him. "Off! Head! Hurt!"
Ferdinand sighs heavily. "Yeah, we know. That'th Bathilithk. Blitha'th trying to make him thivilithed. I'm no ttho thure how well it'th working..." Blisa slides down the snake and sits on his neck, scowling dangerously. "Why did you break my door?! I loved that door! It was so pretty! Now Daddy needs to get me a new one! How am I gonna explain that to him, huh?! How?!"
Zork frowns, he now is very curious of the snake, "Bad way ta wake up..."
The snake whimpers a bit curling up into a ball. "Bassilisssk ....sssssorry." He smiles weekly, "I wasssss defending the housssse againssst a badger...I can eat him right?" The snakes eyes must be larger than his belly. He is not nearly large enough to swallow a badger even at his full length.
"NO, YOU CANNOT EAT HIM!!" Blisa shrieks, pressing the heels of her front paws against her temples. "He si a friend, and besides, he's so big and fluffy, you'd choke on him!" Ferdinand nods and sits down near the badger, watching the other two closely. "Indeed. It'ht bad enough waking up with I'm athleep in front of you, with hith eyeth open and thtaring. I'd hate to wake up like you did...."
Zork nods "I...am sort of stuck 'ere...then better than de cell"
The snake curls further into a ball. "The ferret can...make him into sssssstew then..." Basil says in retort then adds, "I am hungry!" The snake whines. Over the weeks he has gradually stopped referring himself in the third person.
Blisa stomps her foot angrily. "We will not eat beasts! It's not cool! And you can have some cheese buns if you're hungry!" Ferdinand nearly chokes on his tongue at the idea of him making anyone into /stew/. "Hey.....thtew from other beathtth ithn't nithe..."
Zork looks between the beasts and carefully sits up and keeps an eye on the snake.
The snake simply curls lower into a ball if possible. He whimpers under the kittens scolding
Blisa sighs and goes to hug the snake. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't've been so harsh." Ferdinand sighs and goes to get some tea. He at least needs some.
Zork sighs and lays back down, headache coming it would seem
Ferdinand brings out tea for everyone, and Blisa soon starts to draw, which is very therapeutic for her. So much for a calm day...
And I had to leave now. Thx 4 reading!
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